Before reading any further, I want you to assume that I got hold of a time machine, which is capable of taking one person(yeah! I don't want an accomplice in this mission) to anywhere in the calendar(past, future and present) and also capable of teleporting me to anywhere in the Globe in an instant.
.05 am(IST). Again I return back to 9:59 am(IST). Yeah I will be seeing myself(esh2) with a another set of time machine. Now what happens to esh1 if esh2 does not go to 10.05 and return to 9:59? Well that I am least bothered as I can always get to any point of time. What I really wanted to convey is, I am in a position in which, I don't have any shortage of Human Resource and TIME. I have so many esh's working for eshwar's goal. I don't want an army so, I will stick to a number 4 which others will agree since they will be thinking as I am..If you had thought one eshwar was too much, then get used to live with 4 of em...I will tell the reason why I chose the number 4 at the end of this post.. I don't want to confuse more, let me brief about my mission ;)....I have some personal scores to settle and I may also end up doing some good in that process.
Something that I hated a lot in my school was HISTORY, especially the World War -2 essays. I had a terrible time mugging up those things. That is not all, as a result of World War-2 UN was formed and I also had to study a lot about UN, Security Council and all shits. So what is the cause of this?? I don't remember the 10 points that I mugged for the essay, but then one major factor was due to an eccentric who shares the birthday with me, Hitler. First trip to 1889, April 13. Abduct the newborn Hitler and send him to the future. wow!! I have prevented the World War-2. But there is every possibilty that someone else starts the war, so this is a pretty tough mission and I won't rest until the pages of history are erased of the WW-2.. ;)
There are so many times when we had thought, fcuk!!! hope I can change the past. I have had lots of such incidence and for the past few days, I have been having more than normal occurance of such thoughts. So thought about penning some crazy things that I will do when I get hold of one time machine.
There are lot of things to patch up in the past, but then there are some things that needed to be done in the future too. I am wasting a lot of time(not anymore with the time m/c around ;) ) following F1, EPL, cricket. Well esh2 has a very simple work to collect the results of all the news for another 100 years. But there is one thing that I don't need a time machine to say,
Kimi Raikkonen will be F1 champ as long as he is Ferrari and Manchester United will win epl this year. :D
May be I can get an info as to when Lewis Hamilton will be moving to Ferrari and when Sourav Ganguly, Sachin will retire from Indian cricket(if at all they retire). Don't be shocked if the headlines read "Sourav dies on the pitch trying to beat Sachin's record for the oldest century scorer at 100" in 2071...
But then there is esh4, the greedy dark side. I am sure where he is going to go when he gets hold of the time machine. It is right into the future with a view to control the stock markets and next step will be politics. Never know he may even succeeding in luring the other esh's to his cause. Then there will be a very grave scenario of the World under the hands of another dictatorship. Though I don't share nothing more than a birth date with Hitler, u never know.
I am sure about one thing though. TIME machine has never been invented and it will never be invented. The reason is simple, there is no history of dictatorship through the ages. Because one who gets the TIME machine will not be just content with autocracy over his/her time. It is good for Earth that it is not and will never be invented. :D... Also what is the fun if we knew what is going to happen in the next minute? If you get to know what is going to happen in the future, most probably that event is not going to occur, because you have already seen it.
The movies Next, Paycheck and many Super-Hero animations(X-men evolution, JLA, batman beyond, Superman) were influential in bringing this blog out of me.
Thanks for your patience, I don't want to test more of yours. The reason why I had chosen 4 is, "Naalu perukku nallathu nadakanumna ethuvumey thappu illa". :D
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5 comments:
You are incorrigible!!
What will Esh3 do da??
terrible!!
@rk... I guess i told u the reason why it is 4. that last line was just a happy punch.. :D
@arjesh.. I was waiting for someone to ask this qn. esh3 is writing up the blogs and comments
@bedhai.. Was the blog so terrible?? LOL
A difficult post to digest the plot:) But it reminded me of the movie CLICK and the hero Adam Slander in it who finds a remote control which skips the present and takes him to future(instead of a Time Machine, we have a TV remote here).
At first Slander will b very happy to skip what he considers to be insignificant things in life like traffic jam, party at home and strives for career at office, rewards from bosses.
finally at the end of movie he realizes what he had missed in life..those are the same insignificant things which would have brought spice n thrill to the life, the small pleasures in life..
well one can think of a TIME MACHINE or a TV REMOTE but in the end we come back to reality. Sad, that the fascination ends there :)
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