Tuesday, May 27, 2008

IPL T(rickery)20

IPL has become a spectacle more than anyone had ever expected it to be. It has become one single source of entertainment for most people in the evening after the grueling work for the day. I am sure many people are going to miss IPL terribly after June 1. I am not going to talk about the success story of IPL, but rather a very interesting speculation that might raise few interesting questions regarding the integrity of the tournament.

The most colorful and the most fancy cricket tournament ever is being valued around 1bn$(4000 Crore Rs). More than that we all know an equal or even more money is involved in betting for the tournament. Also conveniently IPL does not come under the ICC and hence they don't have to follow any of the betting rules that ICC has imposed. It directly comes under BCCI and we all know that BCCI is after only one thing,
Developing cricket in India,
provide infrastructure to the rural India and tap the talents of the future...
I was just kidding :) ..

BCCI's only agenda is to make money.
BCCI is the single biggest gainer from the IPL after the bookies. Since the franchises are ready to pay what the BCCI wants, it looks like BCCI has relaxed all the betting laws that are in place.

Betting in sport is fine, it has been happening from a very long time. It becomes a crime when you approach a team member and influence the course of the game for your financial gain. If you have been following the IPL from the beginning, then you would realise that when the teams were purchased, Hyderabad was the strongest team in the league and Rajasthan Royals were the weakest.

Before going into that, there are so many bet that you can place for a match. they are,

  • who wins the tournament, who are the last 4?
  • who wins the toss, who wins the match, man of the matchmaximum 6's, maximum 4's, maximum dot(I am not kidding), maximum wide, no balls
  • whether Sreesanth gets slapped in a match??
  • Who slaps Sreesanth... (lol)
  • Even who farts the most in the dressing room.. (well the last one I exaggerated a bit, but the rest are all valid bets)

When the tournament started the odds on Rajasthan Royals(RR) was like 10-1(i.e. if you pay 1 re if Rajasthan wins, then you get 10rs from the bookie, i.e the prob that RR will win is 1/11), similarly the odds on Hyderabad and the likes of Chennai would have been very high(2-1, 3-2 etc). I am not too sure how this entire system works. It's like you place a bet with the bookmaker/bookie by paying the amount and also the brokerage. Bookie's are very intelligent people and have strong probability logic behind all the odds that they offer. So whatever be the outcome, they earn money out of it.(just like a lottery agency, it always makes money)


So the likes of UB baron (sorry can't say Ma***a) and other heavyweights can bet heavily on RR and rig the entire tournament to multiply their money. That is exactly what has happened here. I will give some instances and it would be hard not to believe that the entire IPL was fixed beforehand.


I am writing this blog on 27th-May two days before semifinal of IPL. I am going to give some predictions as to how the IPL is headed in the last week and if they somehow come true, then it's not that I am having some extra sensory perception but, it's because I realised the entire trick just before the end of the IPL.

Mumbai hosts the semifinal and the final, so it has to definitely get into the semifinal stage. But after the first 4 matches everyone thought it's going to end up last, but alas it did not happen. They won miraculously 6 matches in a row. I don't think slapping Sreesanth brought the good omen to the Mumbai team.

RR started off very poor, were mauled at the hands of Delhi. But later there was nothing to stop them?? Why?? Someone wanted to odds to be still lowered for RR so that they can bet heavily on them..

Chennai is the classic case of a bookie's loser. It started out fantastically and no doubt everyone would have better heavily on Chennai (By everyone I refer to the people who don't have the power to influence the course of the match, poor ppl who bet and count on something that is non-existent-- fate) so the only way bookies are going to make money is to make Chennai not reach semifinal. In order to do that, they lost against Bangalore (come on, I can lead a team to win against Bangalore). So the only outcome from the next match is Chennai is going to lose against Hyderabad and earn the bookies a lot.


Also Bangalore which as a team is the weakest team performed superbly in the last 2 matches against Chennai and Hyderabad. The logic is simple, a weak team if it wins then it rains money for the bookmakers. End of the day you can have only one team to win and that team is already decided. But you can also make a lot of money by making a team lose continuously and then make them win a match when the odds have been so low for them to win. This is what has happened here. In the same lines, I expect hyderabad to win against Chennai in the last game and thereby making double bonus for the bookies.

Here are few more predictions that I have for the rest of the tournament, Delhi is going to win against Mohali and reach the finals.. Mumbai will win against RR to reach the finals and is going to win the cup.. I may be totally wrong, may be I am giving the predictions of some crazy bookie, or some wild imagination that has gripped me due to lack of any work at work place, but the point is that we are glued to some sport that is not even being held in the right sense of sport.

There have been instance of slapping, arguing and all sort of nonsense happening. Even street cricket is more orderly. Why do we ever need cheerleaders for games (I do like them, but then that does not make them a necessity). Is IPL trying to compensate for the lack of "legal" strip-clubs in the country?

End of the day all I want to ask is "Is all the money and time that we invest in it is all worth it??"I paid 550rs for a match between Bangalore Vs Hyderabad. Damn even the cheerleaders were disappointing on that day. Please treat this post as a frustration from a man who has been robbed of 500Rs(the match was worth for 50rs :D )

All that I had written is in electronic form and has not legal validity. Even the facts that I had presented may not be entirely true. But hope there is at least some amount of truth in it. All this never struck my brain until my roomie mentioned about the certain speculation and it really inspired me to write this piece of "whatever". Thanks Rk... :)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

:( :( :( :) :) :)

I am really surprised that my blog reading base is spreading far and wide. That is the only reason that makes a lazy butt to type all these. Thanks for the support, and will try my best to waste your time in making you read this. :DI had promised to come up with the sketches and more in depth details about the prototype design to unlock traffic in Bangalore, but saving Bangalore can wait for some more time.

I managed to convert my Lucknow IIM call. 2 years of work finally paid off. I was very happy to have acquired the IIM tag(not yet, but in another 2 years) which I had always dreamed of getting.

WARNING: (It may get very sentimental, so weak hearted ppl are advised to stay away)

I am half way through my notice period and will be quitting the company in another 15 days time. Suddenly today it stuck me that I have to leave Bangalore in another 15days. have to leave my roomies, friends, job, unlimited downloads@oracle and the daily free bourbon biscuit :)...

23 months have passed so fast and if given a chance, I would like to extend my stay. I have learnt so much in these 23 months. I am not sure if it had made me any wiser but, when I look back there are lot of positives that I can take from my brief stint in Bangalore. I was blessed with my college mates as my roomies. It was just hostel life once again with salary and other perks. ;)

I will always cherish
the day when I got my first salary,
the day when I got my first bike,
the so many "first" happened in Bangalore(it's not even close to what u think it is :P).
all my attempts to communicate in kannada with just the single word "madi"(means to do)..
(eg: guru, one plate idly madi -- addition of madi makes it kannada :D )
how one of my roomie learnt telugu so fast in Karnataka(He can write poems and even epics in telugu now)
all the attempts that we made to cook,(I can cook really well now)....

I had my share of disappointments as well,
I failed in cat'06, was reported for non co-operation in my office(still not sure why the f**k was I reported for, but whatever :) )... But every obstacle made my resolve stronger. I never thought about the -ve outcome of an event, because accepting "failure is the f**king stone of success" makes one think failure is the way to success...(I am not sure which asshole coined this "unwise" saying).

Now as I move ahead following my dream, I will be terribly missing
Bangalore's traffic, malls and beautiful women(Lucknow has even prettier women :P),
My favourite khara bath + sakkare and roti curry,
on a serious note, i will miss my roomies and friends in Bangalore more than anything. It has been "my home" away from home for 2 years.

When I reach Lucknow, I guess I will experience the same sinking feeling that I experienced when my dad enrolled me into the college hostel and left in 2002. I still remember the first week when I wished I had never passed 12th and cried many times :).What happened after is entirely different. I am sure I will live through this transition... I am not sure if I will be crying this time :), if it happens I will surely update it in the blog, but will deny the fact if you ask me in person... :P

Why this blog all of a sudden with such a strange topic name? I would have never been able to express all this in real time, but I wanted to thank each and everyone who had made my stay in Bangalore for the 2 years very exciting and pleasant. I could not have asked for a better start to my professional career. Forgot one more thing, even started blogging in Bangalore....

I sincerely hope that my intent of this blog was not diluted by some PJ's(poor jokes). I did not want to write an out and out sad note, because I am sure there are atleast few people who are happy that I am leaving... (Oops!! another PJ--- Sorry I am a slow learner) :)



---The End---

June'08 Due to heavy work schedules and assignments, this blog has been temporarily suspended.

July'08... FLASH NEWS: Millions(he he, height of optimism) of people around the Globe have filed online petition asking esh to start blogging.

Aug'08: IIML director finally gives in to the pressure from Government and allows esh to pursue the degree at his own desired pace and asks to please continue writing..

Media: What do u think about this move by IIML Director ? ?
Vijayakanth: I will make sure bakistan terrorists are banished from India. We will meet, will meet, meet.. :) :)
Media: bakistan, where is that country???

Esh's mom: Wake up lazy fellow, you need to pack your stuff for Lucknow.. Stop day dreaming and go get all items in the list..

Esh: ??????????????????????????? I shld'nt have seen Vijaykanth's movie Arasangam, even my dreams are getting polluted... lol...